I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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