I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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