this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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