Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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