I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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