I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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