I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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