Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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