Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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