i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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