What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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