My friends, they love my intelligence
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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