I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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