But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Bring me that man meat
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As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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