Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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