Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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