When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
