i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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