Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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