It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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