Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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