chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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