ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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