How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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