How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just blew my weed a kiss
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I party with great urgency now.
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