I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The best revenge is premature balding
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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