I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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