I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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