Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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