you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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