I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
