on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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