try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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