when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
