When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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