I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
this hospital has no fireball
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Randomize