how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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