And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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