But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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