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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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