can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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