I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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