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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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