He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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