i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
