yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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