I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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