Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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