HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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