You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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