there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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